ONE of Mom's and my most favorite thing to do each night is to go to bed and read.
She reads, I sleep. Its the deal we made when I was little. Lately though Mom is more needy so not only does she read, she silkies my little ears, rubs my little feet, and run her fingers through my soft fur, ALOT, ............finally she calms down and I am able to sneak down to the end of the bed, so the fan can blow on me, and I can get in my Zen zone, and imagine myself laying on a warm beach, filled with white sand and apples...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Over the weekend Mom bought a book from Kindle called, "Lily and the Octopus". Mostly Mom buys dogs books and mostly they do not have good endings, which makes mom even more clingier to me. So I was really hoping with a title like that, it would be a funny book that would not require a box of Kleenex and empty Dollar Store bag. Or more loving on me.
I was wrong, it had some humor in it, but mostly it was about an Octopus attached to a little doxies head that only her daddy could see, and of course Lily. Mom deposited lots of Kleenex in the Dollar Store Bag, and I spent very little Zen Time at the beach.
THEN mom started to worry about THE STINK, worry a lot. AND she started to imagine this.
So our Frankenvet said I would need my teefers cleaned. Now I brush my teeth but I don't chew on a lot of other things that help keep the tarter off my teef. Maybe its cos I have tiny teef, or maybe I just don't like to chew on stuff like Mags and Gussie do. Anyway the Frankenvet said DON'T WORRY, we have done 100's of procedures like this, and on flat faced pugs. MOM looked at ME and I looked at her, because we both knew that in all the trails we had walked around our little village we had NEVER seen another pug in this town. Not even at the big dog park in the bigger town down the highway.
So mom being the hooverboard mom that she is says to the Frankenvet, "can you give me the puglets mom's name and phone number so I can talk to them about how their pug did with this procedure??' Yes, folks she asked the Frankenvet to break every HIPAA law in the country just to make sure their puglets did great.
Of course the Frankvet ran right over to her rolodex and wrote those numbers off for mom..........NOT!!!!! So we are back to worry about the stink and my getting my toofers cleaned.
Mom did prepare the Frankvet I would be wearing my pj's to the procedure because now Mom is telling herself that pugs clothing is actually our Thundarshirts and we need them for anxiety. I know the vet hates my mom cos our picture is never on their facebook page, and who else comes to their office with three pugs in prison wear.
Thank you for all the comments on my stinky post. I just want to answer one in particular. NO, Carol I do not lick my butt, and that is not why my mouth smells. No pug at our house does that, Maggie and Gussie lick each others ears, and face but not the butt. I am probably to round to even find my butt. NOW, Ellen and Henri are a whole nother thing, not only do they lick their butts, they start with their butts and work their way UP!!!!! More on that later.
Stink you later................Stella Rose